Muttered Musings and Malapropisms

Or Something.

maisiewilliams:

"former queen regent. that’s you, I mean. literally so former. lol cersei have I mentioned lately that you are no longer queen. no? let’s just bring that up again" 

(via damnithiddleston)

Jedi-isms

  • What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
  • What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.
  • What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.
  • What Jedi mean: Nah.
  • What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
  • What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.
  • What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
  • What Jedi mean: That's the worst question I've ever heard.
  • What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
  • What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(via liam-paynes)