Muttered Musings and Malapropisms

Or Something.
laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

(via pizza)

mamalaz:

Steampunk Avengers

In which Tony is a former weapons manufacturer with his faithful automaton Jarvis, the hellicarrier is a mechanical balloon and the Avengers are a group drawn together by a new villain.

(via inabluebox)

When I was trying to impress Kate, I was trying to cook these amazing fancy dinners and what would happen was I would burn something, something would overspill, something would catch on fire, and she would be sitting in the background trying to help, and basically taking control of the whole situation.

(Source: middletonroyalty, via inabluebox)

vintagegal:

The Moon from Alphonse Mucha’s The Moon and the Stars series, 1902

(x)

(via kvallning)

edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

(Source: riverbete, via narcissiste)